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Dangdut singer Zaskia 'Gotik', left, and her one-day fiancee, the infamously indecipherable Vicky Prasetyo. (Screen grab from Youtube)

Dangdut singer Zaskia ‘Gotik’, left, and her one-day fiancee, the infamously indecipherable Vicky Prasetyo. (Screen grab from Youtube)

Who is Vicky Prasetyo?

This businessman, failed politician and corruption convict rose from relative obscurity to Internet celebrity after a segment from RCTI’s “Cek and Ricek” info-tainment show was posted on YouTube earlier this month. It’s not the subject of the interview that captivated Indonesian netizens — although the man’s doomed engagement to a small-time Dangdut star known for her duck-like dance moves was weird enough — but Vicky’s unconventional take on language.

Vicky enjoys a freestyle approach to the spoken word, employing a nonsensical string of words and things that sound like words to create sentences that are as pompous as they are unintelligible. English words like status are given an Indonesian flair as “statusisasi” despite the fact that status in Indonesian is, well, status.

Indonesian words suffer similar mistreatment. Vicky doubles-down on the parts of words that appear formal, twisting harmonisasi (harmony) into the needlessly stiff “harmonisisasi” — a word that doesn’t appear in any Indonesian dictionary. He has a penchant for odd phrases and little regard for grammar, choosing the word labil (it means “unstable” but usually refers to a mental condition or the ground) when discussing the nation’s recent economic woes, characterizing the issue as ekonomi labil but flipping it into ”labil ekonomi” for good measure. Other times Vicky is strangely poetic, dropping the phrase “kudeta keinginan” — a coup d’etat of the wishes — into an explanation of his engagement to Zaskia Shinta, a 23-year-old Dangdut star better known as “Zaskia Gotik” for her iconic goyang itik or duck moves.

The two were set to get married — they paid Rp 340 million ($29,500) for an engagement party at Jakarta’s Hotel Indonesia Kempinski — when the would-be couple, Zaskia in an ornate dress and Vicky in a three-piece suit, appeared on “Cek and Ricek” to discuss their relationship.

Dengan adanya hubungan ini, bukan mempertakut, bukan mempersuram statusisasi kemakmuran keluarga dia, tapi menjadi confident,” Vicky said, which can sort of be translated as “This relationship [isn’t meant to] scare, to darken the status of her family’s welfare, but to make [us] confident.”

One day later the wedding was off. Zaskia reportedly realized Vicky, a noted playboy, was already married with three kids and had a history of flirting with Dangdut singers.

Indonesian is already a malleable language. Modern slang relies heavily on text-speak abbreviations (PHP for Pemberi Harapan Palsu or “a giver of false hope”), portmanteaus (Ababil for Anak baru gede labil or “Emotionally unstable teens”) and letter-swapping (donk for dong, cyus for serius). Spoken sentences often lack subjects and require context.

But Vicky’s speech leaves many Indonesians scratching their heads.

His statement, “di usiaku ini, twenty nine my age, aku masih merindukan apresiasi karena basically, aku senang musik, walaupun kontroversi hati aku lebih menyudutkan kepada konspirasi kemakmuran yang kita pilih ya,” or “at 29 my age, I still miss appreciation because basically I like music, although the controversy of my heart [makes me] more inclined toward the conspiracy of prosperity that we’ve chosen,” makes little sense in either language.

The YouTube clip received more than 880,000 views by Friday. Users posted nearly 3,600 comments on the video, most mocking Vicky’s “highly intelligent” speech. The phrasing then inspired parodies — dubbed “Vickynization” — on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube as Indonesian users reinterpreted their speech through a Vicky-like filter.

Vicky, a man whose celebrity depends on his speech, has said surprisingly little about his new-found fame.

The one-time political hopeful is currently behind bars. He was sentenced to 18 months in prison by the Supreme Court for making fraudulent land deeds in Bekasi, West Java, according to reports in the Indonesian news portal Tempo.

He sent an oddly worded letter to his lawyer declining any interviews and apologizing for his crimes.

The letter read, in true Vicky fashion, “Bahwasanya bahwa saat ini saya menolak untuk dijenguk oleh siapa pun tanpa terkecuali sampai saya dapat mengendalikan suasana hati baik jasmani maupun rohani. Demikian surat ini dibuat agar dapat termaklumi pada umumnya dan mendapatkan kebijakan dari siapa pun yang terkait. Terima kasih,” or “I hereby decline to be visited by anyone, with no exception, until I manage to handle the condition of my heart, physically and spiritually. I hereby made this letter so that [people may] generally understand and so that it may inspire policies from relevant parties. Thank you.”

The fraud allegations were mounting on Friday. Vicky’s celebrity has made him something of a public figure and more than a dozen people have attempted to visit the prison with claims that he defrauded them as well, prison officer R. A. Saragih told vivanews.com on Friday.

It seems Vicky’s fake land deed scheme was one konspirasi kemakmuran that failed to pay off.

Note: It gave me a headache to translate all those made-up words, weird phrases and nonsensical sentences that Vicky used. But we did it. The original article was published at the Jakarta Globe on Sept. 13, 2013.

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Jakarta Muslims wait for the iftar (fast-breaking) time at a Ramadan market in Bendungan Hilir, Central Jakarta, on July 10, 2013. (Photo by Erwida Maulia)

Jakarta Muslims wait for the iftar (fast-breaking) time at a Ramadan market in Bendungan Hilir, Central Jakarta, on July 10, 2013. (Photo by Erwida Maulia)

Tired faces and lackluster expressions: a sidewalk on Jalan Gatot Subroto, Central Jakarta, on Wednesday afternoon. It was the first day of the fasting month, and less than an hour before sunset, when Muslims are supposed to break their fast.

Yet the prospect seemed gloomy for those office workers in Jakarta trying to reach their homes by iftar —fast-breaking time — as many more Muslims sought to gather with their families than usual.

Traffic jams did not ease, although many offices reportedly reduce or otherwise adapt working hours during the fasting month. And public buses were packed as usual.

“Traffic can be more awful [in Ramadan] than in regular months because many people seek to break their fast at home; so it could be a total gridlock already at 4:30 p.m.,” said Erdian Fahmarini, 46, a senior account manager with Dharma Muda Pratama, an oil industry equipment supplier.

Erdian commutes every day between her office in Kuningan, South Jakarta, and her house in Cipinang, East Jakarta.

“If I get a taxi [and get stuck in traffic], I sometimes break my fast with a candy or mineral water. If I don’t get any taxi and it’s already near sunset, I have no other choice but to break my fast at Pasar Festival,” Erdian said on Thursday, referring to a shopping center near her office.

The same goes for Eny Wulandari, 29, a writer with the Indonesian Survey Circle (LSI), who travels every day between her office in East Jakarta and the room she rents in Palmerah, West Jakarta.

“Yesterday I dropped by at Lotte Mart in Ratu Plaza [a shopping mall in Central Jakarta] to break my fast and do the maghrib [evening] prayer,” she said.

“After that I continued my trip home,” added Eny, who commonly travels for two hours or more to get home from office.

Sandy, 28, said that last year she had to drop by at one mall or another almost every day because it was practically impossible for her to reach her house in Tangerang, on the western outskirts of Jakarta, from her South Jakarta office by iftar time.

“It may take up to three hours for me to get home,” said Sandy, as she preferred to be identified. “The heat and the traffic are the biggest challenge.”

Now she lives with a relative in South Jakarta, closer to her office, and hopes it will help her perform Ramadan rituals better, including the recommended evening prayers called tarawih and Koran recitation.

“If I still had to go back and forth from Jakarta to Tangerang every day, that’s just…” Sandy did not end her sentence, shuddering instead.

Indeed, the omnipresent Jakarta malls often end up being the only sanctuary for many Muslims working in the capital; where they can break their fast and thus avoid fasting for longer than 13.5 hours (from around 4:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.), especially if traffic is bad.

Others consider themselves lucky enough to be trapped in traffic near a mosque, with many mosques in Jakarta offering free iftar refreshments, so they leave the traffic for the mosque before resuming their trip home.

Alfian, 34, however, decided that staying longer at his Central Jakarta office was the best solution for him. There happen to be many places to eat around his office and there is a mosque behind his office tower where he can perform the tarawih prayers. Rather than wasting time in traffic, for Alfian it’s better to stay put.

“The traffic is a challenge. I’d rather stay longer [in my office] before I go home,” said Alfian, who works with a state agency. He added, though, that it made him stay up later at night, which created another problem.

“Now it’s a challenge to wake up for predawn meals. I didn’t have [breakfast] on the first [Ramadan] day because I failed to wake up.”

Predawn meals are highly recommended before beginning the daily fast.

As most practicing Muslims wouldn’t, Erdian, Eny, Sandy and Alfian said they don’t even think about breaking their fast before the iftar time, despite all the challenges they face living in a crowded city like Jakarta.

“I may not be able to perform the tarawih prayers every night, let alone with others in a mosque. But I don’t miss the daily fast; that’s my target,” Sandy said.

I wrote this story to welcome the 2013 Ramadan fasting month in Jakarta. The original article was published at Jakarta Globe on July 14, 2013.

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The White Rose

A white rose. (Photo courtesy of win7wallpapers.com)

A white rose. (Photo courtesy of win7wallpapers.com)

 

The white rose you gave me
You said it reminded you of me
‘It’s pure’
‘It’s humbly beautiful’
That was also what you thought of me
You once told me

The white rose you gave me
You said it represented what you felt for me
And I felt so happy then
For I saw in your eyes
The truth in every word you said
The regret you felt for not being able to stay
And your pure, unconditional love
That was all mine

The white rose you gave me
Was a witness
Of my forgiving you
Of my faithful wait for you
Of my unwavering trust in you

The white rose you gave me
Has long since died
But an eternal replica of it
Is now deep planted inside my heart

The white rose you gave me
And every other white rose I see after that
Will forever remind me of you
And of your pure, unconditional love
That would forever be mine

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